Cheat Sheet to American Politics

27 06 2017

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Here’s a cheat sheet for people trying to understand American politics:

  1. A Libertarian thinks a great work of art should be in his house, so he can look at it every day, because he works hard and deserves it.
  2. A Democrat thinks a great work of art should be in a museum, so everyone can look at it, because they work hard and deserve it.
  3. A Republican likes the idea of museums as long as he doesn’t have to contribute to it, and thinks only art safe for children should be displayed.
  4. A Green thinks a great work of art should travel the world to be displayed in as many museums as possible, and that no one should go to war over a work of art.
  5. A Socialist thinks the employees of an art museum should be part owners of it, because they work hard and without them there would be no museum.
  6. A Communist believes the State should own the museum, because otherwise billion- aires would find a way to prevent the working class from seeing great works of art.

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